Not only do I make the best hand-cut collages known to humankind, but I also happen to possess the most exquisitely formed webbed toes ANYONE HAS EVER SEEN! This website therefore is suitable for anyone who a) loves collage works on paper and card and is keen to invest in true artistic beauty and/or b) has a soft spot for the bewitching webbed toes of a Goddess!
£2,500 is the minimum pledge per individual per month to receive an ACTUAL ORIGINAL SIGNED ARTWORK PIECE OF MY CHOICE* (HOOOWWWWW EXCITING!!!!!) to your home wherever you are in the world. ie. you send me lots of cashito to the value of £2,500 per month and I will send you one piece of artwork of my choice to your home each month! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT THAN A GOOD OLD GAMBOL WITH YOUR VERY OWN PIECE OF GEORGIE WATTS???!!!? *Webbed toes not included.
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